I will post all of the selfies I WANT

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Spent the day in New Orleans. Got some neat stuff, like this jacket. I was supposed to go back out to the quarter tonight, but things didn’t work out. So, I am home. I am bored.

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Oh well.

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psychoticmist:

If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded ‘how many is a Brazilian?’

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wildernessbound:

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blua:

Sigur Ros concert in the mountains photographed by Taylor Echo

What I’ve been searching for

are you kidding me. that is my dream

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Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

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Title: You Are Your Mother's Child Artist: Conor Oberst 496 plays

ashtray-beers:

You Are Your Mother’s Child - Conor Oberst

Broken bones heal if you set them right,
get that fine toothed comb from the barber’s side.

Our love’s a protective poison,
but you are your mother’s child,
a
nd she had you for a while.

Someday you’ll be grown,
an
d then you’ll be on your own.

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thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

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adriftinanunchartedsea:

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writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention. 

that eight year old is the chosen one

I can imagine trying this and the suction cup coming off the wall

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playstationthree:

tyler the creator discovers memes in almost the middle of 2013

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So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

  • Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
  • Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
  • Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
  • Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
  • Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
  • Little girl: *shakes head*
  • Me: Ron? Harry?
  • Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Me: Uh.
  • Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
  • Me: That's...fun too.

loveyourchaos:

yup.

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tetsuroishigaki:

tetsuroishigaki:

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.

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